People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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