i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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