At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Even my vagina gasped.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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