i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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