I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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