I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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