hotel room ftw
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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