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(219): View more from Indiana

Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.

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(619): View more from California

our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?

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(440): View more from Ohio

did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.

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(563): View more from Iowa

The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.

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I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.

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(334): View more from Alabama

But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?

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