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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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(208): View more from Idaho

They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.

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(416): View more from Toronto

We were fucking at break-dick speeds.

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(303): View more from Colorado

ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or

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(970): View more from Colorado

there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.

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(650): View more from California

Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore

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