Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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