I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet he comes in French.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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