my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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