I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize