On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize