shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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