i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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