508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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