awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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