I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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