i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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