sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
40s are totally the cure
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize