I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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