upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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