duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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