brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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