marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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