apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
