he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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