Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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