my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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