i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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