I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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