Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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