and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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