i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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