no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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