Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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