Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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