Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He kissed a someone with a penis
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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