they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i dont even know how to be here
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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