If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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