we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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