I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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