do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
