yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
