forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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