just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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