i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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