Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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