I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Pooping to opera.
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