In the future we'll all be gay
she was so not down for the gang bang
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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