Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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