I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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