U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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