Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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