can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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