How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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