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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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