Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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