Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
vagina is talking i cant
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Mom said you looked used
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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